Best. Shirt. Ever.

I forgot to put this in the last post, but it's really good enough to warrant its own post. While we were in Osaka the other day I saw what is quite possiblly, the funniest shirt I have ever seen. Not "haha funny", but "oh my god funny." A guy was wearing a yellow t-shirt with large red lettering that on the front said "Cowboy's ride horses to fuck". This alone is pretty funny, but the back is the clincher. The back said "Proud owner of a big 9" cock." I wish I would have reacted sooner and taken a picture with my phone, but alas the initial shock combined with my slow reflexes allowed the man to disappear into the crowd.